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OF A GULL. II. - Christopher Marlowe, The Works of Christopher Marlowe, vol. 3 (Poems) [1598]

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The Works of Christopher Marlowe, ed. A.H. Bullen (London: John C. Nimmo, 1885). Vol. 3.

Part of: The Works of Christopher Marlowe, 3 vols.

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OF A GULL. II.

  • Oft in my laughing rhymes I name a gull;
  • But this new term will many questions breed;
  • Therefore at first I will express at full,
  • Who is a true and perfect gull indeed.
  • A gull is he who fears a velvet gown,
  • And, when a wench is brave, dares not speak to her;
  • A gull is he which traverseth the town,
  • And is for marriage known a common wooer;
  • A gull is he which, while he proudly wears
  • A silver-hilted rapier by his side,

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  • Endures the lie3 and knocks about the ears,
  • Whilst in his sheath his sleeping sword doth bide;
  • A gull is he which wears good handsome clothes,
  • And stands in presence stroking up his hair,
  • And fills up his unperfect speech with oaths,
  • But speaks not one wise word throughout the year.
  • But, to define a gull in terms precise,—
  • A gull is he which seems and is not wise.4

[3]So MS.—Old eds. “lies.”

[4]“To this epigram there is an evident allusion in the following one ‘To Candidus.

  • Friend Candidus, thou often doost demaund
  • What humours men by gulling understand
  • Our English Martiall hath full pleasantly
  • In his close nips describde a gull to thee
  • I'le follow him, and set downe my conceit
  • What a gull is—oh, word of much receit'
  • He is a gull whose indiscretion
  • Cracks his purse-strings to be in fashion,
  • He is a gull who is long in taking roote
  • In barraine soyle where can be but small fruite;
  • He is a gull who runnes himselfe in debt
  • For twelue dayes' wonder, hoping so to get,
  • He is a gull whose conscience is a block,
  • Not to take interest, but wastes his stock;
  • He is a gull who cannot haue a whore,
  • But brags how much he spends upon her score,
  • He is a gull that for commoditie
  • Payes tenne times ten, and sell the same for three,
  • He is a gull who, passing nicall,
  • Peiseth each word to be rhetoricall;
  • And, to conclude, who selfe-conceitedly
  • Thinks al men guls, ther's none more gull then he.'



Guilpin's Skialetheia, &c. 1598, Epig. 20”

—Dyce.